Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 17, 2010

“What is your major malfunction, numb nuts?!?”

Eeeewwww, I think I’m gonna mon-mon-mo!

I recently discovered a brand of snack food in Australia called, no foolin’ “Nobby’s Nuts.” Their motto, printed on every bag of peanuts, mixed nuts, etc.: “Nibble Nobby’s Nuts!” I’m not making this up.

What is NSFW?

NSFW-Not Safe For Work

NSFW Not Safe for Work NSFW Not Suitable for Work NSFW Now Show Friends and Workmates NSFW Not Suitable For Women

I’m thinking it’s 1,2 0r 4

I thought you were Dale.

You get in serious trouble saying “Numb” around here. I hate dentist offices.

NSFW = Not So Fast, Wilbur

Nicely Stated & Funny, Whale!

Thanks, Numb Nuts!!