The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 18, 2015
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: It seemed like some people at work were avoiding me... Brutus: I vowed to make myself more appealing to others... Brutus: I bought a stronger deodorant to negate body odors throughout the day... Brutus: And started using my mouthwash after every meal to keep my breath sweet... Brutus: I even switched to a special shampoo to eliminate any unsightly dandruff... Brutus: only to discover none of it helped... Brutus: Evidently, some people just don't like me!
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
It happens
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 9 years ago
I find I tend to keep as much distance as possible from people who do that sort of stuff and end up smelling like the candle aisle in Bed Bath and Whatever! Euch!!
guy42 over 9 years ago
Being allergic to perfumes I would have no choice but to avoid Brutus.
cuzinron47 over 9 years ago
Sure wasted that money on the shampoo.