Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 15, 2010

  1. Large dd2
    zero  over 14 years ago

    If only they’d gone with their first choice -

    “I’m rubber. You’re glue….”

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  2. Zappa sheik
    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    I think the rhyme went:

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a really heavy sign will crush the bleeep out of me.

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  3. Tarot
    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    no, it was:

    sticks and stones may smash and splinter and crush my bones, but your vicious , cruel, demeaning words will only smash, crush and splinter my ego which will require years of therapy to repair….if ever

    so, go ahead smash my bones, they will heal

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  4. Turkey2
    MisngNOLA  over 14 years ago

    “…his head smashed in and his heart cut out, and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged…brave, brave, brave , brave Sir Robin”

    Yeah, I guess it’s a bit of a non-sequitur, but it’s the first thing that popped into my mind when I read nighthawk’s comment.

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  5. Frog4
    Digital Frog  over 14 years ago

    It’s a sign from above!

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  6. Dryad
    pinkdryad Premium Member over 14 years ago

    MisngNOLA - monty python! hilarious!

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Wow, that was close. If it had been neon sign, he could have been electrocuted!

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  8. Batman
    Reindom  over 14 years ago

    Aren’t “Words”, in reference to the old saying, simply changes in air pressure that are perceived by the hearer? Thus harmless, as humans can’t (or perhaps do not) naturally generate so much air pressure that the hearer is injured. Assuming of course the person speaking is giving the hearer about 3 feet of personal space and is not singing or yelling.

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