Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 02, 2010

Call waiting is such a pain in the back.

Or somewhere else.

“I shot an arrow into the air it fell to earth I know not where.”

Why doesn’t he use a cell phone; all of the merry men do. That’s why they’re so merry; they’re not getting shot in the back by their own friends.

The near by tree would of been a better target for the call waiting.

I hate perforated lungs, but whatcha gonna do?

Then don’t wait for them.

Thunk! “Message for you, Sir!”

– Patsy

That’s a pretty loud THUNK for an arrow that doesn’t penetrate any further than just the point.

THUNK was the ring tone

runar! Good one! LOL

Except it was Concorde, and not Patsy…

Good thing it wasn’t a teflon coated arrow, or it might have penetrated his kevlar jerkin…

The Sheik’s a naughty boy, the Sheik’s a naughty boy ……. but a clever boy too.

His caller is a better shot than the one who tried to shoot the rope when they were hanging him.

You only get what you pay for… I would ask for an arrow proof vest as part of my calling package!

So, that’s what it means to have a “stabbing pain”!

a perfect illustration of the old adage, the difference between a pat on the back and a kick in the pants? 22 inches.

Bravo, Joe-Allen! BTW, thank you for your service to our country.