I guess some of us are children longer than others.
Pandora———Box
Eve—————-Apple
Men—————Young Women
Politicians——-Taxes
Morons———–TV
Insomniacs—–Gocomics
Second City (the live troupe in Chicago, not the Canadian TV show) did a great routine on morons who need warning labels for everything. “I didn’t know a chainsaw could cut off a leg!”
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
If I live to be a hundred I’ll never understand why children are so drawn to the forbidden jar of mystery and excitement.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I guess some of us are children longer than others. Pandora———Box Eve—————-Apple Men—————Young Women Politicians——-Taxes Morons———–TV Insomniacs—–Gocomics
bossyheifer over 14 years ago
Is it just me or does that jar look suspiciously like a certain brand of “mayonnaise”?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Not so far fetched. The sad truth is that, if you DON’T include a label saying “Warning: Do not lick chainsaw while in use!”, somebody will try it…
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
bossyheifer said, about 1 hour ago Is it just me or does that jar look suspiciously like a certain brand of “mayonnaise”?
I think it’s the one from Funk and Wagnall’s front porch they used on the “The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson”
runar over 14 years ago
Second City (the live troupe in Chicago, not the Canadian TV show) did a great routine on morons who need warning labels for everything. “I didn’t know a chainsaw could cut off a leg!”