Whats that religion where I get 72 virgins? What do you mean 72 cases of PMS? Why do I have to take out 72 bags of trash? You’d think with72 lawns to mow, one of them would start on the first pull. When am I taking you out to dinner? Let me check my calendar. 72 Mother-in Laws?
“O ye who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians for your friends: They are but friends to each other. And he amongst you that turns to them [for friendship] is of them [an infidel]. Verily Allah guideth not a people unjust” (Koran 5:51).
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
It get’s boring when you can do it all the time. Got steaks?
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
try making smores
ksoskins about 14 years ago
There are no graham crackers or chocolate bars; that’s why it’s hell.
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
We used a lot of pine in our camp fires. Sitting around the camp fire nekked wasn’t really a good idea.
poohbear8192 about 14 years ago
Dude! You weren’t thrown there by a vengeful psychotic god to have fun! You should have thought of that before doubting him.
Eternal d a m n ation is visited on all who disbelieve. Shut up and enjoy your self inflicted destiny.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Whats that religion where I get 72 virgins? What do you mean 72 cases of PMS? Why do I have to take out 72 bags of trash? You’d think with72 lawns to mow, one of them would start on the first pull. When am I taking you out to dinner? Let me check my calendar. 72 Mother-in Laws?
CRL29P about 14 years ago
Don’t like marshmellows, but it’s fun watching the flames drip & run down the stick.
Ushindi about 14 years ago
“O ye who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians for your friends: They are but friends to each other. And he amongst you that turns to them [for friendship] is of them [an infidel]. Verily Allah guideth not a people unjust” (Koran 5:51).
trekkermint about 14 years ago
mythtickle’s hel is cute at least
Ushindi about 14 years ago
Yes, but I still try to save Ol’ Joe from Allah’s hellfire…