Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 27, 2015

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    The barber couldn’t cut it.

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    JHAppel  about 9 years ago

    Where do we file this?

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    JHAppel  about 9 years ago

    And he polishes off the aria.

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    Arianne  about 9 years ago

    He’s so happy to be a manicurist, he’s over the moon! And he doesn’t give a fig who knows it.

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    Madge, you’re soaking in it..If it were a movie about baseball, would he be the Yankee Clipper?

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    Rwill  about 9 years ago

    Hey yoooou!Don’t look so perplexedWhy must you be nextCan’t you see you’re next?Yes, you’re next!Yoou’re so next!

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    celeconecca  about 9 years ago

    Well, I was torn between a parody of the “Shady Dame from Seville” from Victor/Victoria or Bugs Bunny and Gossamer’s scene. Went with the wabbit:

    Bugs Bunny: Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails!

    [Bugs rushes off and immediately returns with manicurist’s table and equipment and begins to do the monster’s nails]

    Bugs Bunny: My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let’s dip our patties in the water!

    [Bugs dips the monster’s hands into two bowls, where two mousetraps snap shut on them]

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    rekam Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Think I’d rather it be “The Podiatrist of Seville” thank you.

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    captainofgondor  about 9 years ago

    gir63, I believe it is actually:Don’t look so perplexedWhy should you be vexed?Yes, you’re next! You’re so next!

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    I’m clipping this one…

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