Well, I was torn between a parody of the “Shady Dame from Seville” from Victor/Victoria or Bugs Bunny and Gossamer’s scene. Went with the wabbit:
Bugs Bunny: Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails!
[Bugs rushes off and immediately returns with manicurist’s table and equipment and begins to do the monster’s nails]
Bugs Bunny: My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let’s dip our patties in the water!
[Bugs dips the monster’s hands into two bowls, where two mousetraps snap shut on them]
jreckard about 9 years ago
The barber couldn’t cut it.
JHAppel about 9 years ago
Where do we file this?
JHAppel about 9 years ago
And he polishes off the aria.
Arianne about 9 years ago
He’s so happy to be a manicurist, he’s over the moon! And he doesn’t give a fig who knows it.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
Madge, you’re soaking in it..If it were a movie about baseball, would he be the Yankee Clipper?
Rwill about 9 years ago
Hey yoooou!Don’t look so perplexedWhy must you be nextCan’t you see you’re next?Yes, you’re next!Yoou’re so next!
celeconecca about 9 years ago
Well, I was torn between a parody of the “Shady Dame from Seville” from Victor/Victoria or Bugs Bunny and Gossamer’s scene. Went with the wabbit:
Bugs Bunny: Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails!
[Bugs rushes off and immediately returns with manicurist’s table and equipment and begins to do the monster’s nails]
Bugs Bunny: My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let’s dip our patties in the water!
[Bugs dips the monster’s hands into two bowls, where two mousetraps snap shut on them]
rekam Premium Member about 9 years ago
Think I’d rather it be “The Podiatrist of Seville” thank you.
captainofgondor about 9 years ago
gir63, I believe it is actually:Don’t look so perplexedWhy should you be vexed?Yes, you’re next! You’re so next!
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I’m clipping this one…