Why would you put a label like that on a cape??? How STUPID do they think we are?!? Next thing you know they’ll be putting notices on coffee cups telling people that coffee is HOT and………..Oh.
Alas, poor Lio! When governmentally-required warning labels poop on your parade, use the power of imagination, for it overcomes all! Be the best vampire bat you can be! Do NOT be AFVRAID, little one!
How dare the real world intrude upon a little boy’s dream to be a vampire! Childhood is for dreaming….and, I’m willing to bet…Lio will dream up a new way to fly through the air like a vampire…perhaps with a little help from his monster friends. Where’s that one-eyed guy from Uranus when you need him????
That should have been made clear on the packaging, or if bought on-line in the product description. He could have saved himself some money…or bought one that did.
Well that’s what happens when you buy your vampire gear from Crazy Dave’s Cloak Warehouse.
I always get mine from Vlad’s. The custom tailoring costs a bit more, but it’s worth it for those nights when you just need to fly around in the moonlight and squeak.
margueritem about 14 years ago
You held up your dad for nothing….
ladywolf17 about 14 years ago
Disappointing! I feel bad for our Lio who’s high hopes have been crushed.
rayannina about 14 years ago
If it’s any consolation, Lio, you can still go out and bite someone …
TheDOCTOR about 14 years ago
Why would you put a label like that on a cape??? How STUPID do they think we are?!? Next thing you know they’ll be putting notices on coffee cups telling people that coffee is HOT and………..Oh.
margueritem about 14 years ago
And not to iron clothes while wearing them…
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
Is that one of those “do not remove under penalty of law” tags?
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Alas, poor Lio! When governmentally-required warning labels poop on your parade, use the power of imagination, for it overcomes all! Be the best vampire bat you can be! Do NOT be AFVRAID, little one!
00Robin about 14 years ago
If it doesn’t have that pesky Do Not Remove Under Law addendum then just snip it out Lio! Hurry!
kfccanada about 14 years ago
How dare the real world intrude upon a little boy’s dream to be a vampire! Childhood is for dreaming….and, I’m willing to bet…Lio will dream up a new way to fly through the air like a vampire…perhaps with a little help from his monster friends. Where’s that one-eyed guy from Uranus when you need him????
SCOTTtheBADGER about 14 years ago
That was fast shipping.
dyankee23 about 14 years ago
Well, shoot. That explains the markup on the Deluxe Vampire Cape…
Colt9033 about 14 years ago
Should read it before buying it.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
That should have been made clear on the packaging, or if bought on-line in the product description. He could have saved himself some money…or bought one that did.
Wildcard24365 about 14 years ago
I know, Lio… I know… had the same problem with tying my blankie around my neck and jumping from a tree… found out that’s not how Superman flies.
Simon_Jester about 14 years ago
I actually saw something like that tag on a Superman costume once, “Will not allow wearer to fly.”
sensrule92 about 14 years ago
Was yesterday’s robbery worth it Lio? What do they say about ill gotten gains…
Oh well, it still looks pretty cool. Go apologize to your dad…
cszirmai about 14 years ago
Any man can stop a speeding bullet, just like Superman…once.
pinkdryad Premium Member about 14 years ago
Don’t worry lio, you still look wicked awesome in that cape! It’s sure to get the ladies!
warreno about 14 years ago
Well that’s what happens when you buy your vampire gear from Crazy Dave’s Cloak Warehouse.
I always get mine from Vlad’s. The custom tailoring costs a bit more, but it’s worth it for those nights when you just need to fly around in the moonlight and squeak.
poohbear8192 about 14 years ago
Lio. Go online to www.vampirepower.bld and download the upgrade.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
I wish someone had sewn a tag on Little Lew telling me how much trouble he could get me in.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 14 years ago
@marg and on the blow dryer saying not to use while sleeping….
tterrace about 14 years ago
On the plus side, it didn’t make him all sparkly and emo, either.
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
Don’t worry, Lio; you don’t need a special cape to become a bat anyway. You still have your chemistry set, right?
Liorocks8 about 14 years ago
I love Lio
guitarmutt about 14 years ago
Just rip it off! Ignore those tags! That’s what they are there for!
JJLibbon over 10 years ago
hilarious and sad.
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 5 years ago
Caveat emptor