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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 29, 2015
September 28, 2015
September 30, 2015
Transcript:
Brutus: How does it feel to be seventy, Uncle Ted?
Uncle Ted: It feels like I'm a quart of milk...
Uncle Ted: And I'm a week past my "Best If Used By" date.
I am over 70 and fortunately I feel pretty much like I did when I was 40. Well – except when I go to pick up something heavy — then it is like oh geese!
Old Salt over 9 years ago
I am over 70 and fortunately I feel pretty much like I did when I was 40. Well – except when I go to pick up something heavy — then it is like oh geese!
mggreen over 9 years ago
If you haven’t been “used” by now, Uncle Ted, I wanna know your secret!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 9 years ago
I ain’t as good as I once wasBut I’m as Almost as good once as I ever was. With apologies to Toby Kieth!
linsonl over 9 years ago
I am seventy four. Now, it takes me all night to what I used to do all night.
mawood1231 over 9 years ago
I was doing wonderful until I turned 74 and 3/4. Now I’m going downhill fast. I do consider myself lucky though.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
Cheer up! If this had been in dog years. You’d be dead!