Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 05, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I’ve herd that puns are the sheepest form of humor…

    Woolly, that’s what they say…But I say….bah…. can ewe do better?BTW…I think there’s a stronger version available by male order…it’s called Rambien.

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    Has she tried counting sheep?

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    shipl14  about 9 years ago

    You’re about to be fleeced.

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    Maybe it will cure her addiction to Ewe Tube.

    Although there was a cute o vine recently.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    jreckard….

    Thanks for coming to my aid…it’s tuft to think of everything some people wool bleat on about.Every time I take my (figurative) pen in hand, I expect some sheep shots…Actually, though, ewe might say a flock of sheep on a farm, but a herd on a large sheep ranch.

    In between it’s up to ewe…. we needn’t split hooves … er… hairs.

    But that’s why I wanted to hide from some words … I might get pelted with stones for not using fleece instead.

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