Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2015
October 11, 2015
October 13, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: BOOOOOOO. Goat: What do you think you're doing? Rat: Booing this play. The acting is amateurish. The singing is poor. And the production value is not up to par. Goat: It's a fifth grade school play. Rat: I THOUGHT they were rather short. Pig: Booooo, short people!
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Short People got no reasonTo Live.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Was he expecting to see “The Rocky Horror Show”?
Tirasmol almost 9 years ago
Is it me, or is goat growing in each panel? Maybe the seats are shrinking.
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
Never did school plays. Don’t think I missed out on much.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
What’s puzzling me is, what are they doing at an elementary school play?
NJDeLise almost 9 years ago
Chair backs are different. The guy gets larger. Goat gets larger. Stephan has an attention to detail problem. He must be concentrating on funny. Once again another lack of concentration.
mammamoonbeam almost 9 years ago
I’m 4 feet 11 inches tall. Thanks a lot Stephan! You too, Randy. Boo to you both! Don’t forget, good things come in small packages. :)
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Shame on Pig for his anti-short people prejudice!You’re not all that tall yourself, Pig!(From Rat, I expect no better.)
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
Was this a Larry and Bob Croc production ?
Guilty Bystander almost 9 years ago
My wife’s a shade over 5’1" and a real DIY dynamo. I love how other guys (especially independent contractors) will underestimate her until she shuts them up by proving them wrong. Good things DO come in small packages and if you don’t think so, speak softly…some of them can swing a hammer.
uniquename almost 9 years ago
@SukieCrandall (from yesterday)A Christmas Carol is one of my favs too. Every Christmas, I read the original Dickens book and then watch at least one or two productions including Scrooged.
prrdh almost 9 years ago
This has nothing to do with today’s strip, but I saw a coupon for “Italy’s Most Loved” pasta yesterday, and it occurred to me that if the Gilda Radner character got a package of it and then added some of the stuff the Israelites survived on while they wandered in the wilderness, the result would be Roseanne Roseannadanna’s Giovanni Rana can o’manna recipe.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
I never thought Rat could sink that low.Oh wait. Yes I could.xxx
Arianne almost 9 years ago
Short or tall, He gives us all his love. Randy Newman’s “He Gives Us All His Love” – just the song or, with clips from “Cold Turkey.” (Song starts at 1:48.)
Roderick O'Connor almost 9 years ago
Says Pig who has to stand on his seat to be seen.
bmonk almost 9 years ago
Wednesday Addams: “Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.”
Gary: “Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.”