GWEEDO Andy should move to America where men are free to lie on the couch and brag about the pig their wife caught. In the land of the free, darts fly true, long shot nags cross the like first, and the beer flows like Niagara Falls till late at night (morning) when the wife is asleep and never hears you slip in. Yes Andy, in America mother-in-laws never visit more than 2 hours, bill collectors are hung, and the counselor always agrees with the man.
Yes Dear, I’m making the patties now. I’ll have the table set before your relatives arrive. Yes Dear, I have the lotion to rub on your feet. Coming Dear.
As I was saying Andy, America, the land where MEN rule.
If they are anything like Flo, there is no way that they could run fast enough.
It sounds almost like a paradise on earth. Once they teach their women to hunt, Andy might consider moving there with Flo. She should be able to catch on eventually.
But if the thought of moving does cross Andy’s mind, he had better check to make sure that they have beer there. And pubs. And couches. And television. And ……
Is this the first time we’ve had a perspective from Jackie’s side of the bar? I couldn’t figure out why the strip looked “wrong” for a long time… usually the view is from the customers’ side of the bar.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
GWEEDO Andy should move to America where men are free to lie on the couch and brag about the pig their wife caught. In the land of the free, darts fly true, long shot nags cross the like first, and the beer flows like Niagara Falls till late at night (morning) when the wife is asleep and never hears you slip in. Yes Andy, in America mother-in-laws never visit more than 2 hours, bill collectors are hung, and the counselor always agrees with the man.
Yes Dear, I’m making the patties now. I’ll have the table set before your relatives arrive. Yes Dear, I have the lotion to rub on your feet. Coming Dear.
As I was saying Andy, America, the land where MEN rule.
gjsjr41 about 14 years ago
I think this is the first time I’ve seen Andy smile. (first frame).
jpozenel about 14 years ago
If they are anything like Flo, there is no way that they could run fast enough.
It sounds almost like a paradise on earth. Once they teach their women to hunt, Andy might consider moving there with Flo. She should be able to catch on eventually.
But if the thought of moving does cross Andy’s mind, he had better check to make sure that they have beer there. And pubs. And couches. And television. And ……
jtviper7 about 14 years ago
And darts, and football, and a doggie door so he can come home without seeing Flo…. And a pub that he can have a tab at.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Ah Gweedo, you stole my line!
gimmickgenius about 14 years ago
Is this the first time we’ve had a perspective from Jackie’s side of the bar? I couldn’t figure out why the strip looked “wrong” for a long time… usually the view is from the customers’ side of the bar.
kab2rb about 14 years ago
Andy is just so happy he is gettin his beer and wonders why men have to life a hand at anything leave it up to the woman.