Garfield by Jim Davis for November 01, 2015
Transcript:
TV DING-DONG. Hi! Our car broke down in the storm...could we spend the night here? But uv courze. Pleeze come een. I'm Cyndi, and this is Tiffany! And you can call me "Count". What do you do, Mr. Count?! I'm a...veb designer. And you? We're professional neck models! ...Say vat? Neck models! Watch, we'll pose for you! Zis is zee greatest night of my life! Garfield: I love movies with happy endings.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Oh, vat a happy day (or evening) for ze count.
hariseldon59 almost 9 years ago
I’m the Count. I love to count!
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
The Count was very young for a vampire. He was still into having his after midnight nape.
Can't Sleep almost 9 years ago
"We"re professional neck models"“…Say vat?”I’ve gotta rent that movie!
Rwill almost 9 years ago
Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!
marshalldoc almost 9 years ago
“Professional neck models”???
I can’t stop laughing… where’d that come from?
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
Just a smaaal point… It should be “Zis is zee greatest night of my death!” :-)
Trscroggs almost 9 years ago
Okay, I have to say it, but that sounds like the setup for a really cheesy porno.
arjun.shriv almost 4 years ago
Yup, their models alright. Models for being food that is.
Sakumon16 8 months ago
A good day for Drac