Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 23, 2015

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    Early in our marriage, my wife tested me. I fooled her, I was listening. Now I fool her (or maybe not), I am not listening.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I listened to my wife. Perhaps that’s why I am no longer married.

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    What? Me worried ?  about 9 years ago

    Dang ,I only see 2 faces today !

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    Toonerific  about 9 years ago

    One day when I’m famous I’m also going to sign my cartoons upside down ;-)

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    Here's Waldo  about 9 years ago

    “It’s marital self defense”

    — Better known as “Marital Arts”.

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    MontanaLady  about 9 years ago

    ………..and don’t make me repeat myself!!!

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    “After 20 years of marriage, I’m developing an attachment for my wife.

    It fits over her mouth…”

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”And the father replied,“I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 9 years ago

    What is she holding in her hand? Or is she about to punch him?

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