Goats by Jon Rosenberg for October 09, 2015

Oooooh, I gotta get ME a glass of Goat Scrotum Ale, I does.

Ah, got the title. It fits.

And Shatner will be directing this story.

For double bonus points, find this pub in Scenes from a Multiverse. For a triple-double threat, find the axis pub and a virgin in your local neighborhood.