Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 06, 2015

How unfortunate for Andy.

Andy should switch to checkers……… (‘e won’t get the game pieces beer soaked)

Well said. The safety standards at the race were a lot worse than “below the accepted norm”. They were criminally inadequate and the organizers, not the driver, should be prosecuted.

Go directly to the canal. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

I have the best insurance for possible injury or deathat a race track — I’ never go there.

It isn’t the least bit realistic for a normal married couple (I’m assuming here, of course) to invite Andy over for a game of Monopoly. If he were at home playing with Flo and Chalkie and Rube, the punchline would still be weak and predictable, of course, but at least characterization wouldn’t be violated.

I have the Junior Monopoly. I was in a Games club at school and we could choose any game and take it home with us for only a couple of days. I enjoyed the game so much that I wanted one of my own!

And it’s in my big cupboard to this day.

xxx

@bev & affiI have a microwave that’s about 25 years old and still going strong. It’s a Panasonic.

Are they playing Monopoly or Life?