Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2015

I’m sure he meant her rapid breathing!

Good for you, Pig!

How well do they fit him?

Pig, you have a way with words. Unfortunately, it’s usually the wrong way……

Never noticed that Pigita wears pants. Actually, the only fictional pig I can think of who wears pants is Hamton from Tiny Toons

Makin’ bacon?

Oh, Pig. You can be such an idiom.And what people’s non-fictional pigs do is between them and their humans.

Once again Toon Boy tests the gocomics’ censors.

I am surprised that the mother of [ugh!] Pigita doesn’t already understand Pig’s very special (wrong) way with words….

Next, Rat makes a MILF reference.

CENSOR ALERT!!

Well, now we know who wears the pants in that relationship.. Honeymoon night, and the happy couple are preparing for the consummation of their vows.The man takes off his trousers and tosses them to his wife saying “Here put these on.” She looks at them and replies " I can’t wear these, they are too big for me." Him: “Just remember that, I wear the pants in this family.”She looks at him for a second, then pulls off her panties and tosses them to him “Here, put these on.”Him: “I can’t get into these!”Her: " That’s right, and you won’t until you change your attitude ! "

whiteheron—that is pretty good! And so true! The only two words a new husband needs to know and use are “Yes Dear!”

“Starting to”? You mean he’s not already there? Pig, what’s taking you so long?

He’s a transvestite? Is that why she is so offended?

Stephen is pushing the envelope again

Wait, didn’t Pig get a new girlfriend the last time Pigita broke up with him?

pig reminds me of a friend i had who was gifted at saying the wrong thing. he meant well, but his foot was always in his mouth all the way to the kneecap

I’m going to use this one, with my Wife!

Ohhnonononono…

The Comic Strip Censor must be ill today.

xxx

Oooohhh Stephan!

… the difference is, is that when pig inadvertently makes a play on words, he’s doing it, organically, unaware of how he’s being perceived. Guileless, yet so misunderstood. Hug’z Pig

Funny thing… neither of them ever wear any clothes

Good for you pig

Whenever you see Pig speaking to Pigita’s parents, you know he is about to inadvertently say something that can be interpreted as a reference to sex.