Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 08, 2015
October 07, 2015
October 09, 2015
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack voting by richard thompson when you arrive at your polling place a voter traffic coordinator will direct you to the appropriate line. you are advised to bring enough food and water to sustain life for 24-36 hours, a gps, 3 forms of id and comfy shoes. e-h i-l when you are finally cleared to approach the voting booth, please do not bolt for the machine. advance in a dignified manner befitting the grandeur of the occasion. oop: sir! no running! ha ha! ha ha! once in the voting booth do not linger overlong. if you get stuck or feel panicky, press the "help" button. a voter hostess will respond to answer questions, provide oxygen, offer moral support, etc. voter hostes man: ha ha! voting! ha ha! ooh - feel woozy faint- when you have finished voting, please exit quietly. and be sure to stop by our thank you table for a hug from our voting princess*, a goody bag and an "i voted" sticker. *availability may vary by precinct.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Rather different in my precinct, where if there is one other voter in the place besides me, we feel cramped and crowded. Poll workers always outnumber voters, at least when I’m there….
pumaman over 9 years ago
There is not a lot of voter fraud out there.
PoodleGroomer over 9 years ago
You can get experience by waiting for a ride in a Disney Park, or renewing car tags or driver’s licenses.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Is this in Alabama?
ars731 over 9 years ago
I feel cheated, I demand an voter princes at my local polling place
pam Miner over 9 years ago
Very good!