The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 16, 2015

She doesn’t have that knife there for mixing.

C’mon…simmer down…I mean… no point i getting steamed just because he got one pasta you.

Cheese! Why are you so grumpy all the thyme?

Arianne… in case you stop by….

Imagine the puns you’d have working with Wolfgang Puck.

Chef Boyareyoukidding?- Tom Waits

Oh, a saucy wench.

This reminds me of the commercial where the guy says playing cards with Kenny Rogers gets old fast, then they cut to a scene where Kenny is singing the gambler as he looks over his cards.

Tomorrow he’ll bring her a flour.

Where are his Scottish pals, MacRonny, MacAron & MacDough?

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