Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 11, 2015

I thought of that, but thankfully, Leigh avoided the modern go-to punchline.

For a guy with three fingers.

Yep, Charlton Heston sure did.

Don’t you mean, “Like it came to pass when Moses came like down the mountain he like paused for a moment and looked like totally awesome”? omg, like you can’t even speak English? I mean totes!