Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 05, 2010

I wish I were that brave lol

So does Rodney, Trisha. I’m sure it was an accident. :)

Garfield was in black & white today too.

The spider is a martyr.

I’d be feelin’ pretty good about myself.

I hope it wasn’t a black widow spider; now who’s going to take care of the kids?

I actually know someone like this. He wouldn’t even kill the fleas on his cats if they didn’t pester him, too.

Nobody sees Rod naked and lives to tell about it.

good one Jo Jo.. but who knows Rodney might take a shower wearing raincoat for the fear of getting wet…

And only yesterday it was a vibrant, living spider.

Don’t worry Rodney. The first one is always the hardest. A few more and you’ll be like Bruce Willis or Segal. NOT!

“And the spider was as big as a Buick.”

A silver dollar for the person who identifies that quote.

And I didn’t lie abut anything except the silver dollar.

Maybe he’s sad because someone identified the spider as a widow?

“A spider as big as a Buick” finds its way into Diane Keaton’s bathtub in Annie Hall.

(you might as well donate the silver dollar to Google)

Johanan wins!!

Such a pity not even a tarantula could surrvive rodney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!