Spider: On Christmas eve, spider claus will fly around the world in his sleigh... Pulled by six tiny gnats, and a team leader with a bright red light!
Garfield: Rudolph?
Spider: No, a lightning bug named blinky.
I bet it has been YEARS since Mr. Davis made a semi-homage to his pre-“Garfield” comic strip “Gnorm the Gnat.” (♫Blinky with your butt so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?♫)
“Spider Claus, Spider Claus. Does whatever a Spider Claus does…” With apologies to Homer Simpson and a recent poster who typed a similar joke somewhere…
It’s what happens when the owner doesn’t brush their dogs teeth. (Something that actually should be done daily for dogs and cats to prevent gum disease and tooth loss later in life.)
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
I bet it has been YEARS since Mr. Davis made a semi-homage to his pre-“Garfield” comic strip “Gnorm the Gnat.” (♫Blinky with your butt so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?♫)
codycab about 9 years ago
Better than a firefly, I guess.
SharkNose about 9 years ago
“Spider Claus, Spider Claus. Does whatever a Spider Claus does…” With apologies to Homer Simpson and a recent poster who typed a similar joke somewhere…
jz27wk Premium Member about 9 years ago
Spider Claus? That explains how he gets up and down those chimneys. “Does whatever a spider can…”
mourdac Premium Member about 9 years ago
And then Spider Claus eats his reindeer after Xmas.
Number Three about 9 years ago
Cute!
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Jules934 about 9 years ago
Sure Spider Claus wouldn’t rather eat gnats and lightin’ bugs?
Silveressa over 8 years ago
It’s what happens when the owner doesn’t brush their dogs teeth. (Something that actually should be done daily for dogs and cats to prevent gum disease and tooth loss later in life.)