Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2015

Is this going to be an Olympic event next year?

I want to create a swat team now. We could volunteer our services and lead to situations like this. We’d have to travel to different cities though. People get tired of jokes pretty fast.

Is the house bugged?

Tom K. Ryan had a bit in “Tumbleweeds” where the sheriff asked Deputy Knuckles if he wanted to join the swat team. Knuckles volunteered, the sheriff handed him a swatter and said, “Git in there, boy, the place is teeming.”

I hate flies. I never take hostages either.

I see that this is just Tree Man Swat. It would be far more interesting with larger teams—more bungling and slapstick farce!

RAID!!!!!!!

Sorry, I don’t get it. I guess I just don’t know swat everyone’s talking about.

(Yawn.)

Would like to see the Crocs join a Swat Team !

Doesn’t count unless you use chopsticks.

.nope. guess I better not sing this old favorite on here.

Special Weapons and Tactics, indeed.

My preferred weapon is a mesh baseball cap , I would surely take home a medal! ( but don’t even think about calling me Shirley, lol )

The latest exercise craze— aerobic swatting.

OMG, it’s the Mad Swatter!

“I heard you fart, Sir” [now there’s an obscure reference for you]

Good thing it’s not cockroaches, then you would have to bring in the squash team.

Everyone on the Swat Teem is attracting flies because they’ve taken showers in at least 2 weeks!!

Slow toon day…

black flies, black flies,little black flies everywhere you go. when i die the black fly will be picking at my bones in north ontario, i-o, in north ontario

Yes, Rat does need to be swatted. Maybe that would put an end to Angry Bob, Danny Donkey, and Elly Elephant.

i am from the future, no. the 2016 ’lympics sucked!