Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 21, 2015

Keep your distance from Calvin when he reaches puberty.

In a certain way he knew everything, everything what really counts!!

Calvin, people like you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who actually know anything.

But Cal, the best is yet to come.

I remember my Harvard cousin saying he knew everything he needed to know, while sitting on my Dad’s Panama hat, in the car backseat.He never graduated, & his Dad disowned him.

You knew how to drool, that’s for sure.

A lifetime?

Calvin you’re only 6! That’s nowhere near a lifetime!

xxx

To LeadingEdge, FinnyGirl, PaintTheDust and LX013.

Thank you all for your wonderful and kind comments on my childhood photo yesterday.

As for Barry Mackenzie, Please go die in a sewer, I hear the rats are hungry.

When I was Calvin’s age, I was frustrated at how stupid my parents were!

As I grew older, I was amazed at how much they had learned…

“Thufferin’ thuccotath!”— Sylvester

All this in six years! What is likely to happen in the next dozen years?

Calvin will get distracted and discover girls, and true cynicism and sarcasm, like most teens.

when I was 3 I thought I could get a job