Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 29, 2015
October 28, 2015
October 30, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Talk! Who sent you to frame Don Juan!? Man: The phone... ringing... Mr. Woeful... Rip Haywire: Fiji's phone, Rip Haywire speaking. Voice: Mr. Haywire, nice to speak to you at last. I presume fiji is busy being unconscious? Ah, no matter. Man 2: I have that redheaded you're so fond of... no, not Archie. Her for the lamp. Rip Haywire: Let me talk to her... if this goes sideways, there's something I need to ask her... Voice: This better be important. Rip Haywire: Breezy, honey, where'd I put the Roku remote? Breezy: Between the cushions, Rip. It's always between the cushions.
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
I guess losing Breezy and the remote would be too much to handle.
SkyFisher about 9 years ago
“Between the cushions.”Is that a euphemism for something?
imbaldeagle about 9 years ago
By the time Rip gets back home, the cushions will be cut to threads.
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 9 years ago
Maybe there is a, bomb the bad guys feature, in that remote!
punchydugan about 9 years ago
Snorted coffee through the nose funny strip today!
warjoski Premium Member about 9 years ago
Is it just me or does Mr. Woeful look familiar?
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
Somehow, I don’t think Mr. Woeful would trade Archie for the lamp if he had him.