Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for October 28, 2015

She only needed a dolly? I’ve grown some that include the words ‘forklift’ along with ‘harvest’ and ‘chainsaw’ with ‘carving’Still she has a nice 200-300# or so there

Clem’s planning to go all “Halloween Wars” here.

Meemaw isn’t falling for her grandson’s hogging needs this time.

Hey comixluver, check out this!http://mentalfloss.com/article/70054/each-fall-town-oregon-races-pumpkin-boats-across-lake

Many years ago we had an unintentional pumpkin patch, the seeds from the previous year’s carving sprouted in our mulch pit. One pumpkin grew on the fence and we had to put supports under it so it could grow without breaking off. The best part was that it was perfectly round from not lying on the ground. I weighed it after I hollowed it out and carved it, it weighed 125 pounds. People asked me why I bought such a pumpkin, I loved watching their faces change when I told them that I grew it.

Whenever you hear someone say “Nice try”, it usually (make that always) means “no”.

I have never known Meemaw to fall for any of Clem’s hogging tactics. Love that Meemaw…

meemaw is usually too smart for clem