Monty by Jim Meddick for November 06, 2015
November 05, 2015
November 07, 2015
Transcript:
Wow, Della... You have a pretty intense apartment. Thank you... Say hello to my cat, Martha. A clairvoyant once told me my cat has the reincarnated spirit of Martha Corey, one of the witches who was executed at the Salem witch trials... Nice kitty kitty... Oh. And don't let her get too close to your mouth. She'll suck your soul out when you inhale... Thanks for the heads up.
Ratbrat over 8 years ago
I wonder what Fleshy would think of this kitteh?
x_Tech over 8 years ago
This kitty sounds more like an Amara than a Martha.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
She’s very gullible. Is that a good sign for you, Monty?
tattooedcyberidiot over 8 years ago
Monty’s has a bad feline about tonight
fishbulb239 over 8 years ago
The closing of the blinds is quite ominous.
z.a.m over 8 years ago
But Monty is allergic to cat hair.
ZorkArg over 8 years ago
Quick, Monty!! Run for your life before she gets those blinds closed!!
IQTech61 over 8 years ago
Martha Corey was innocent as were all those murdered during the Salem witch hysteria.
Clotty Peristalt over 8 years ago
For some reason I thought she was raising the blinds…
Here's Waldo over 8 years ago
Inasmuch as I hate to say it, the tat on her neck and her hair style remind me of Abby Sciuto.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Agreed Monty.
Ryan Plut over 8 years ago
I’ve met women like this. Batsh*t crazy.
OldestandWisest over 8 years ago
Monty shouldn’t worry. Only completely black cats are witches’ familiars.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
This is my familiar, Martha. Give her a little kiss, Monty…. Bwahahahah!
K M over 8 years ago
Craig Ferguson (I miss him) always said that cats really don’t like you the way you think they do. If you die in the presence of your cat, your cat will eat you. At least, that was his take.