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FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 23, 2010
Transcript:
Andy: Roger, I really wish you'd give up this silly day trading idea. Roger: Are you kidding? I made $3,000 off stock options in my first hour! Andy: Are you serious?? I guess I should keep my mouth shut, then. Jason: I noticed you didn't mention the $11,000 you lost in the second hour. Roger: I probably shouldn't mention this third hour, either.
NE1956 over 14 years ago
Maybe you should shave, Roger. Gives the impression that youâre âbetter offâ.
And there should be no âfourth hourâ either. Shut âer down, or Andie will be pulling the plug on more than the computer.
ses1066 over 14 years ago
I recall that legendary list of âPersonal Evaluationsâ that has the following; âThis employee has reached rock bottom but is still digging!â
theR0nin over 14 years ago
Learn to quit while youâre ahead, Roger!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
Internet stock investment isâŠ.oh, Iâm a lost for words with this one here, folks! Help me!