Pickles by Brian Crane for October 28, 2015

But he’s never bashful!

Earl must feel like a nose. Every one keeps picking on him.

Opal has a way with words!

And Gassy.

Don’t hold back, Opal. How do you really feel about him? sarcasm

Itchy!

How about Shuffly, Slowly, Deafly….

When someone responds with Honestly, as a preamble to the answer, be prepared to not like the answer. In other words, Don’t ask questions that one possible answer isn’t what you want to hear!

Wow, these Seven Dwarfs puns never get old!

Earl has multiplier personality’s… living with Opal, it’s a given.

In my best mom voice: I hope that’s your own bowl and not the family bowl that you just put your used spoon into, Opal!

We are Opal and Earl. We love each other and easily have fun times together.

I don’t think Earl is that grumpy. He’s much more dopey and sneezy!

xxx

Opal, you’re no Snow White either. Quit picking on Earl.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy…sometimes I let her sleep.Long before the “Star Trek: Voyager” episode Tuvix, one of my workplaces combined Sleepy and Sneezy in a horrific transporter accident and created the eighth dwarf Sleazy.

Thank you for a great laugh. (Married to Mr. Grumpy, dopey, and definitely Sneezy)

remember us dwarves are usually armed with sharp pointy objects.

I heard this from a movie or series somewhere: “Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to know the answer.”