B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 28, 2015

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    Rob Rex  over 8 years ago

    Should be “corn maize”.

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    WoodEye  over 8 years ago

    Rappers are scarier!

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    LeslieBark  over 8 years ago

    Years ago, when corn mazes were popular, I took my 13-year-old niece through a local one. It was LOADS of fun. I wish they still made them in our area so we could take her young son through one.

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    LeslieBark  over 8 years ago

    No raptors though, that would be a little TOO much fun!

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    Only $1000, guaranteed to lose 50 pounds. Great, I’ll take it! Then the 500 lb gorilla shows up….

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    yvantheterrible  over 8 years ago

    I have A maize in my kitchen my wife can never find the sink to do dishes

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Tom Wright, maybe Rob Rex was using maize as in coRN maize.

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    angelfiredragon  over 8 years ago

    Their going to ruin your maze and run straight towards the other side making their own trail

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    cubswin2016  over 8 years ago

    Anybody in that maze should run straight and make their own door.

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    nopainogain  over 8 years ago

    But Peter, who’s the alpha? (peter) I am!

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    New film from George Lucas soon at a theatre near you, Maize Wars…

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    TenkaDigi  over 8 years ago

    http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-didnt-even-have-a-joke-for-this-weekIf only…

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    jtviper7  over 8 years ago

    You forgot to mention that the blonde from West Virginia finished in record time. One hour 12 minutes.

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    Miba  over 8 years ago

    LOL

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    Skywatcher68  over 8 years ago

    Talking corn!

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    ChessPirate  over 8 years ago

    And if the Maze in Maize is run by a gal named May, we’d have: May’s Maize Maize Maze… :-)

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    route66paul  over 8 years ago

    is thera a Macy’s in Maize, Kansas?

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    daleandkristen  over 8 years ago

    Great idea! Need warning before entering ‘no children under 8’ (unless accompanied by a yummy parent).

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    pearlsbs  over 8 years ago

    I agree. It’s amaizes me too.

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    ireadem  over 8 years ago

    Raptors hunt mice not men. What am I missing here?

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    goweeder  over 8 years ago

    “Then it’s a maize maze, right?”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I like the corny way you think!

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    Maizing  over 8 years ago

    Funny.

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    Jim Kerner  over 8 years ago

    This is amazing!

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 8 years ago

    That box marked “Raptors” might just contain eagles, hawks and falcons.

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    Rob Rex  over 8 years ago

    I agree that we should be grammatically correct in most venues, but here in the comics forum I thought a pun would be well received.

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