The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 31, 2015

Just wait, next year he’ll be a skeleton.

He’s too young to be a meteor. He’s more like a meteorite.

Wearing that outfit would be a pain in the asteroid.

Nice, Dogsniff! I’m thinking the trick-or-treater’s name is She’ll or Mobil…

The kids won’t be so fleshed out next Halloween!

Rex (running in): oh, he’s a meteor; I thought you said he was meatier.

He is a meat-eater in a rock suit and is not there for candy.

Good one! Argyle rarely makes me laugh out loud, but I am still chuckling.

“All I got was a rock.”

Good one gopher

This certainly has a classic Far Side feel to it. Good joke.

What? Not a single creationist showed up to deny that a meteor caused the changes that wiped out the dinosaurs 65,000,000 years ago?If you really want to see babbling in complete intellectual surrender, check out crazy people making stuff up, in which, among other things, we read “The overview article by meteorologist Mike Oard, ‘The extinction of the Dinosaurs’ (Journal of Creation 11(2):137–154, 1997) explains many features of dinosaur fossils that are consistent with a flood, and dinosaur tracks consistent with fleeing from encroaching flood waters.” and ‘Iridium-rich clay falling from the atmosphere would accumulate only during temporary lulls in the Flood.’

TOO SOON