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I can respect that, too, because Raoul is indeed a jerk! So, what difference does it make whether he âlikesâ you or âlikesâ you? Just go ahead and do it, Mona!
Do women learn these moves from their moms or are they taught at Mrs Freemanâs Finishing School for Sadistic Young Ladies and Female Dogs? Divorce 401, Community Property 100%, and Child Custody HA!. Alimony and your Exâs right to peanut butter., Protective Orders as an Offence, Sleeping with your lawyer, is it really wrong?
Basic anthropology (AKA people watching). Iâve seen it with either gender of assorted preferences. A lot treat you like furniture if you act interested, but act interested if you treat them like furniture. If youâre really interested, youâll put up with this bovine excrement, but youâll be beneath contempt. If youâre desperate enough to hit on me, you must be a loser. I donât wanna play.
Looking back, Raoul hasnât been that big of a jerk. Mona said that he said that she was dumb, after she asked for help with her science homework, but she may be an unreliable reporter, and it certainly didnât stop her from continuing her campaign to win him at the time.
Raoulâs biggest crime has been that he was more interested in the overtly âwomanlyâ and flirtatious girls around him than in the tongue-tied, skinny kid. That may be less than enlightened of him, but itâs hardly uncommon in teenage boys (my understanding is that teenage girls are not guiltless of similar preferences)âŠ
Itâs never pleasant when someone youâre attracted to isnât attracted to you back, but itâs kind of a universal experience. Who knows? There may have been some awkward, gawky boy who had been pining after Mona all this time, to whom she wouldnât give the time of day.
In the words of XTC, âPeople will always be tempted to wipe their feet on anything with âWelcomeâ written on it.â
margueritem over 14 years ago
Smokey can identifyâŠ
TheDOCTOR over 14 years ago
Nothing worse than a Babe whose HOTâŠ..and Knows how to use it - but to what ends???
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
I can respect that, too, because Raoul is indeed a jerk! So, what difference does it make whether he âlikesâ you or âlikesâ you? Just go ahead and do it, Mona!
Kosher71 over 14 years ago
Well , as long as her intentions are pure âŠ
The missing M. Smokey over 14 years ago
Now weâre getting somewhere.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Do women learn these moves from their moms or are they taught at Mrs Freemanâs Finishing School for Sadistic Young Ladies and Female Dogs? Divorce 401, Community Property 100%, and Child Custody HA!. Alimony and your Exâs right to peanut butter., Protective Orders as an Offence, Sleeping with your lawyer, is it really wrong?
catmandew over 14 years ago
@Lewreader - You forgot Emasculation 101 or How to take the Family Jewels.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
Basic anthropology (AKA people watching). Iâve seen it with either gender of assorted preferences. A lot treat you like furniture if you act interested, but act interested if you treat them like furniture. If youâre really interested, youâll put up with this bovine excrement, but youâll be beneath contempt. If youâre desperate enough to hit on me, you must be a loser. I donât wanna play.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Looking back, Raoul hasnât been that big of a jerk. Mona said that he said that she was dumb, after she asked for help with her science homework, but she may be an unreliable reporter, and it certainly didnât stop her from continuing her campaign to win him at the time.
Raoulâs biggest crime has been that he was more interested in the overtly âwomanlyâ and flirtatious girls around him than in the tongue-tied, skinny kid. That may be less than enlightened of him, but itâs hardly uncommon in teenage boys (my understanding is that teenage girls are not guiltless of similar preferences)âŠ
Itâs never pleasant when someone youâre attracted to isnât attracted to you back, but itâs kind of a universal experience. Who knows? There may have been some awkward, gawky boy who had been pining after Mona all this time, to whom she wouldnât give the time of day.
In the words of XTC, âPeople will always be tempted to wipe their feet on anything with âWelcomeâ written on it.â