Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 02, 2015
December 01, 2015
December 03, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: Miss Bliss says you were grabby, mean and bossy all day in preschool. Mom: Alice, your behavior had better improve, and I mean now, if you know what's good for you. Mom: Christmas is coming and I'd sure hate for Santa to find out you've been so naughty. Alice: So does Santa have a network of spies or what? Petey: High above the North Pole floats a vast revolving eyeball that sees all and misses nothing. That's how I figure he does it.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Nice theory, Petey.
Randy B Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Santa has an alliance with Sauron.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
That’s all on a Need To Know basis, Alice. Naughty little girls don’t need to know. Just go with big brother’s plausible theory, and hope Santa’s in a forgiving mood this year….
Vince M almost 9 years ago
Check out the 1959 ‘Santa Claus’ movie from Mexico (as seen on MST3K) – Santa has one weird surveillance setup.
ars731 almost 9 years ago
Actually, he subcontracts out to the NSA now, its more efficient now
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And how is today any different than any other day, Mom? This IS Alice, you know!
King_Shark almost 9 years ago
He has drones and spy satellites!
patlaborvi almost 9 years ago
So Santa is really Sauron?
adristone94 almost 9 years ago
Sauron…..
nathanbtlr almost 9 years ago
The strip has never mentioned that Petey is into The Lord of the Rings.
reynard61 almost 9 years ago
Who do you think John Poindexter’s been moonlighting for all these years?
Sheila Hardie almost 9 years ago
Manipulating you with the threat of no visit from Santa (or Jesus) is your parents taking the easy way out. It’s easier than actually teaching you how to behave.