Bliss by Harry Bliss for November 05, 2015

But heaven help you if you leave the seat up.

We men seem to have a lower standard to live up to…except when it comes to the toilet seat. And a few other things that I’ll leave it to the rest of you to mention.

His sink is the one on the left.

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

— from “Why Men Are Happier”

A real estate agent took me to see an expensive home. I walked in and in less than a minute I was done. The bathrooms only had one sink. Your relationship will be stressed if you have to share a sink.

Seems about right.

Just the opposite in my house.

My husband is so sweet, he uses the guest bathroom as his and I have both of my sinks to myself!

I once rented a bed and bath from a woman who preferred male borders – they were so much neater.

Not in our bathroom. Hubby is messy and I’m a neat freak.

The day he started stalking Lowes looking for Matt Muenster.