Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 06, 2015

Am I glad Mr. Miyagi didn’t let Daniel LaRusso use that to wax a lot of cars; you as well as everyone else would need sunglasses.

and nothing but the tooth…

Well done, Lio! Spiffy and bright, for sure! May not be too tasty, though, if anyone actually uses those choppers….

why does he have so many sets? or do i not want to know? the potential answers are all—disturbing

All I wanted was a glass of iced tea…

Well, at least Lio seems to be able to tell shinola from—