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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 10, 2015
November 09, 2015
November 11, 2015
Transcript:
Mr. Woeful: Stay where you are, Haywire, or ma kettle gets it! Rip Haywire: Hold on. I'm still recapping your guilt! You hand to get that lamp with the diamonds from Molly without raising suspicion! Rip Haywire: Doc tells you about Molly winning Don Juan's bar in poker... Mr. Woeful: You'll never convict me! Rip Haywire: So you kill Molly, steal the lamp and frame my Grandpa! And messing with a Haywire is where you slipped up! There's no jury out here, Woeful. Just you and me... and Breezy behind you with a pistola trained on your back. Breezy: It's hard to be a villain without a rear end, Woeful. You don't want to try it.
Chithing over 9 years ago
Rear end? I can think of a few places that would make it even harder.
Wichita10 over 9 years ago
And a fearful new Cosmic Rule/catchphrase is born.
billdi Premium Member over 9 years ago
looks like woeful is about to find what it’s like to deal with a real pain in the a$$…
More or Less Premium Member over 9 years ago
I LIKE breezy.
Brian Premium Member over 9 years ago
Stop making him the butt of all these jokes.
mabrndt Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ma Kettle??? DT looks too young; I wonder what memory triggered that usage.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Ah, a KA-TWIST worthy of J.B. Fletcher herself.