Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for November 02, 2015

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Alien 1: Look! I've made a zero point energy harvester. We can create clean, unlimited energy from the quantum fluctuations in a vacuum. Alien 2: That's a good thing right? Alien 1: It's better than meat yogurt Alien 2: Why would you put that image in my head? Did I pee on your parents? Alien 1: Think about the unlimited meat yogurt we can make now! We are as if Gods. Alien 2: Don't take this the wrong way but I would rather not be part of the meat yogurt pantheon. Alien 1: And what would be the wrong way to take that? With delight? Alien 2: Oh man, is Guthrumb Pheltz gonna have to choke someone?