The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 18, 2015

The murder was never solved as it had a lower case priority.

You don’t have to spell it out.

A pirate? rrrrrrr

I’ll bet it was his evil twin brother. He’s a known murder r.

Looks like he got shot in the rrs.

We can probably rule out his boy – it doesn’t look like r son.

He was next in the queue.

There might be a double-cross involved.

Of all the r-guile

Better get him to the morgue ,be for he gets rrrr-ipe !

If rigor mortis set in would he turn into an “L” ?

What’s lower case punishment? A slap on the wrist?

Just a fainting spell…

The victim might have been a college professor, but he was certainly a man of letters.

Unless you’re looking at the victim upside down and that’s some kinda fancy capital “J” . . .

R you sure about that? Move this case to the upper ranks.

Shouldn’t that be a lower case “m”, for “murder”?

Looks like trouble right here…

Could be retaliation for all the fires his son set.