Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 07, 2010

  1. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    Hey! I’ve been behind Broomie in line almost every week–guess I just somehow didn’t recognize her!

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Between the coupons and Broomie’s food stamps she gets her food free.

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  3. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    And then she’ll either pay by check or with her penny collection.

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    Kokopelli  over 14 years ago

    she’ll be a little short too

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  5. Veggie tales
    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Then she will have trouble deciding witch credit card to use.

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  6. But eo
    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    The only other constant… is that no matter what other line you switch to, there will be another Broomie there who will take even longer.

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  7. What has been seen t1
    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Expired coupon, you don’t have this item, wrong store, you have to buy four. That’s it, 2 coupons, Oh, an out of state check and no ID. MANAGER, checkout 3! No lady, don’t put froxen food on the candy counter. Wouldn’t you like to return those canned good? Yes lady, that’s 43 pennies. No, you can’t buy beer with food stamps.

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    napaeric  over 14 years ago

    Express lane, of course

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  9. Text if you d like to meet him
    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    They could have worked just as hard at hoarding them, also.

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  10. Thrill
    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    WHAT PEOPLE IN THE ‘10-ITEMS-OR-LESS’ LINE HAVE:

    Coupons - 22%

    Exact change, in coins - 12%

    Misplaced their ‘Frequent Shopper’ card - 30%

    A social relationship with the checker - 18%

    Eleven items or more - 93%

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I’d rather be stuck in line behind Broom Hilda than a woman with a herd of unruly toddlers any day.

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  12. Right here
    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    And the manager accuses Broomie of eating a cucumber she hadn’t paid for, only to discover that it’s actually her nose.

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