C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for July 22, 2010

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    It’s time for homicidal rage! Remember, Mona, squash Raoul! He has so richly earned it!

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Rub it in why don’t you.

    Mona’s gonna mop the floor with you.

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    sottwell  over 14 years ago

    Depends on the salad. How about baby lettuce, grated carrot, chopped sweet red pepper, cucumber, red onion, celery, avocado, cherry tomatoes, parsley, hard boiled egg, smoked tuna, topped with cottage cheese? Best served with half of a lightly toasted whole-wheat pita.

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    I take full credit for calling this one yesterday. Mona, it’s not too late to change your mind. I’m sure the restaurant would be more than willing to toss (pun intended) the salad and bring you a NY strip.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    And thus began the legend

    MONA IS BORN!

    And a shudder went through Olympus.

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    So when he ordered, she couldn’t have said, “Oh that sounds yummy. Change mine to that.” ?

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    TheDOCTOR  over 14 years ago

    Raoul must DIE!!!! Seriously Mona, bat your lashes and give him the old ”Ooooo, That looks good, CAN I TRY SOME?”

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    Jaedabee Premium Member over 14 years ago

    There’s nothing boring about a delicious chicken Caesar salad… or a similar salad with honey mustard. Mmm-mmm. You could even put the steak IN the salad.

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    Nairebis  over 14 years ago

    @sottwell – That sounds completely disgusting. No offense. :)

    But yes, in general I agree with Mona. The only good salads are served with a burger patty and a bun.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    One could argue that a steak is more boring than a salad. You can get really imaginative with a salad, but if you get too fancy with a steak you’ll ruin it.

    Then again, I rarely demand to be entertained by my food; I’d rather it simply taste good.

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    “”I didn’t get to the top of the food chain to eat…carrots.” Ron White

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    razorback2824  over 14 years ago

    Adamantius said, 2 days ago

    please people, stop giving mona advice, she won´t lsten to you anyway and you already know how the history finish.

    by the way, this is the path mona took to be herself so relax and ejoy it

    I have to agree with this. It makes everybody sound like that mother from “Boomerangs”. The off-topic stuff is kind of cool, but I fear that this section could become another zombie comments section, just like “Big Top”.

    Besides, Mona’s brought all of her anger and bitterness at the world on herself by being so insecure. Monsieur Smokey may have played a big part in her development, but in the end Mona screwed Mona.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    http://www.beef.org

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