Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 13, 2015

Or not…

Ha! She probably just dozed off with the rest of the class during a monotone lecture. And everyone woke to her chainsaw snoring.

All at once, or did you sleep with boys first and then the girls?

Next stage, the whole school.

Is that smoke I smell? Better let that thing cool down!

…And the text on the original art is the perfect followup to the text on today’s strip.

Girl voted most likely to…

You should see the things she does in her sleep.

Get some rest, dear. You never know who might have forgotten about you.

I feel left out…..she didn’t sleep with me.Instead she kept want to have sex and I had the early shift at the ship yard.

Sweetie, you weren’t supposed to actually sleep! That’s just a… oh never mind. Enjoy your popularity.

There is more than one kind of popularity.

Indeed – with the Centers for Disease Control…

We had a girl with a similar goal in my graduating class…. a chubby little rat-faced girl. She was on a crusade to get back at her boyfriend after he dumped her. We were lucky she only had crabs and not stds.

Especially with the other girls.

Quality not quantity dear.

Of course she does go to Bryn Mawr.

Does she mean both the boys and the girls? That would be the whole class…