Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 09, 2015

Dear Santa, it’s so hard, please understand it!!

“I never do nothin wrong, but I always get blamed.”…

“When something goes wrong, I’m the first to admit it. I’m the first to admit it, and the last one to know.” — Paul Simon, Something So Right

Great signs to become an attorney!

Maybe our little barrister should just take the fifth.

Have we ever seen them celebrate Calvin’s birthday? Just a random thought.

Good spelling………..

With Calvin’s track record, he’ll be presumed guilty until proven innocent.

Plead the 5th-yeah, that’s the ticket…

Plausible deniability

Synch with Non Sequitur today.

I can see the elves now: “HORSE ’IM!”

Calvin’s preemptive strike…

I miss Leftwingpatriot (hope all is well).

Calvin’s expressions are so cute as he ponders what to write.

Where’s Hobbes? He was helping you yesterday.xxx

The trick is to start thinking of the lumps of coal you’re going to receive as potential diamonds!

That’s an issue you have here…

Calvin is giving away in the start of the letter… santa would smell fishy.

“reasonable” is goona make any pleas tough.

Plead the 5thI’m Canadian but I still know what that is!