The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 23, 2015

no matter how you slice it, he’ll be shocked when the paternity test shows that the real father is Gino.

Delivery? I guess it wasn’t made at home.

Love @ 425°

So, if it’s not his, what’s gonna be on her Tombstone? Can she blame Little Caesar? Conceived in the Pizza Hut? The story sounds a little Shakey. Might be some Dominoes are gonna fall.

Hey, there’s not mushroom for doubt. .. There’s not the yeast chance he’s the dad. Margherita sausage a good oportunity.. he’s got a lot of dough, and he kneads her. ..If he figures it out, he’ll rise to the occasion. ..She’s a cute tomato, saucy, and hot. ..he’s got no beef with her plan.

A cold case.

It’ll be borne free.

LOL! LOL! LOL! Love the toon and the above commentators! I love me a good pun.

Boy or girl? It’s a toss up.

I guess he slipped her the ’ole pepperoni.

It’s DiGiorno.

Outstanding, Susie! What are they going to do if it’s a calzone?

Been playin’ Hide the Pepperoni?

If she needs a c-section they will have to call in the surgeon Dr. Digiorno.

Wait til The Godfather hears about this!

Thanks Helen! I laughed at “borne free” too. :)Rekam. . Lotta other pizza places and brands mentioned by various other posters, too. .

Especially, but not only, Farside99.

What a joy for Adam’s son!

Grrrrrrr!