The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 25, 2015

Even the horse is stumped!

Nothing fits eggsactly.

Humpty was Scandinavian?

That’s why LEGO Dumptys are so much better.

Well, to give them the benefit of the doubt, it was before the invention of Super Glue…and duck tape.

You’d have to be an egghead to understand the instructions.

That explains it all!

Probably need only a couple king’s women.

You can’t believe how much they shelled out for those instructions.

I see several tools, but no Ikea allen wrench anywhere. I guess they forgot you have to grab one at the register as they aren’t included in the box anymore.

What I see…Lower Left-Screwdriver and NailsCenter Right-Hammer and open end wrenchStanding Knight with skull-Allen Wrench

I’ve gotten some stuff from Ikea fairly recently and all the boxes had Allen wrenches with them.

I’m concerned. Does Allen know you’ve got his wrenches?

Perhaps all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty back together again because they were the sort of people that thought all the king’s horses could actually be useful in putting an egg back together again.

Terrible, a bit funny, but untrue. IKEA is not difficult to put together…maybe a little tedious if there are a lot of small parts.

Wait, wait no way. NO WAY would men be looking at the instructions.

Am I the only one who went racing back to IKEA because they had forgotten to put legs in the box?.“Well sir, did you unzip the back of the seat and take out the parts that were inside?”