Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 12, 2015

Good one, Thom.

I can change if you really want me to. Here, let me buy the next round.

Don’t worry, she’ll be perfect after 2 more drinks.

That and you’re a gorilla.

Gorilla of my dreams!

Wow ,this must not be closing time because as everyone knows "The girls all get prettier at closing time " !

She prefers guys in monkey suits anyways.

He might be trying to ignore the pink elephant in the room, but an 800 pound gorilla is going to sleep anywhere she wants.

Must be closin’ time.

I dunno, she looks like she might be fun.

I’ve heard of lipstick on a bulldog, but I think this goes a little farther.

♫♪ “If you could see her through my eyes…”♫♪

Not to mention the wrong set of genes!

After another drink, he’ll be singing “I’m a Believer.”

This bar’s claim to fame?

WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL BEER GOOGLES!

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