Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 16, 2015

Better polish his belly button so he can see out.

That’s a yoga pose I’ve never seen before.

He has vastly misunderstood “happiness is within.”

If Jack could really do that, he’d be the envy of all men.

Well, it doesn’t look like his head’s up his butt from that pose.

So what she is saying is that he doesn’t know Jack?

I think he may have found it.

Oh look. A politician.

Ick!

Faces in Mrs. Jack’s hair.

You mean he’s not practicing for the fall of the Bomb?

You can’t fix stupid!

Prrrrrrecisely! Typical case of craniorectal inversion!