Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 09, 2015

From the Department of Redundancy Department.

You’ll be getting those for a while. Since everyone went paperless, they have to do something with that stockpile of paper that’s still lying around.

Dilbert heated his home with discarded printed paper one story arc. I had too much junk mail to burn in one fire and had to empty the ash out of the fire box.

Yes, like my bank. They send me my credit card statement every month telling me I have a “0” balance. Makes me wanna scream!!

In the old days of green bar printing paper( about 15" wide), I used to bring home discarded printouts for the kids to draw on. The opposite side was blank.

I’m waiting for my bank to send me a letter that says, “Ignore this page.”

“This page intentionally left blank” – love that one. Our company went paperless and we had more paper than ever before. Couldn’t understand that one.

This is my life; getting paper statements that tell me not to pay because I’ve gone paperless.

and I thought I was the only one! LOL. Why do banks and creditors always think we are dumb?

My office did this also. I’m still trying to get them to see the issue.

NeedaChuckleI have four four-drawer filing cabinets full of documents printed on the backs of junk mail. Blank-backs are valuable to non-profits with a break-even expenses policy.

Funny, for a change…

I keep getting the notices that say this is my last chance for something, typically warranty extensions on my cars. If it’s my last chance, why do I keep getting the notices?