Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 03, 2015

Fast Food McGoo’s

Well, you told them they can’t have their drinks by de canter.

Order 10 buffalo burgers and pay for them with Canadian pennies.

it’s in keeping with what folks said hoot gibson did in the saddle.

Beer for me, whiskey for my horse

The sign out front says “Over 27 served”

Hmph. The whole purpose of going to a bar, as opposed to drinking at home, is to have interaction with other people. Otherwise, instead of using that window, it’d be much cheaper to buy my beer or booze at the store.

I’m guessing my last comment twitched some nerves, huh?

On a funny but related side note, nothing in most DUI laws will save you from being pulled over for riding a horse while drunk.