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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 08, 2015

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    No ! . . . . No, not at all.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    The idea was a bit off-the-wall.

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    Linux0s  almost 9 years ago

    Yes, eventually you’ll step on one with bare feet.

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    Well it looks like Humpty Dumpty had a great winter.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 9 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a Lego wall….

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Crap! Almost spit out my coffee!

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    Perkycat  almost 9 years ago

    Get the skillet ready………you know, just in case.

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    tstuarta1  almost 9 years ago

    No where in the original rhyme of “Humpty Dumpty” does it say that he was a giant egg.

    Also the idea of sending “king’s horses and men” to the scene of a medical is silly. Why not send doctors and nurses instead.

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    hippogriff  almost 9 years ago

    Marathon ZackKing’s horses and men = cavalry (armored knights, nobility) and infantry (men at arms).

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    bmonk  almost 9 years ago

    They’d better scramble before their kid cracks.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Pony up the $12/year it costs to “go pro.” Voila! No more ads.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Alternative gift ideas:A timer.Cookware.Salt & pepper shakers.Food coloring and tiny paintbrushes.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Go Pro. $0.99 per month. Funds go to help support artists. No more annoying ads.

    a real win win…

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