Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 11, 2015

Reminds me of the old joke: “Did you ever sleep with a red-head?” “Not a wink.”

I couldn’t sleep with that blonde. I wouldn’t have enough skin left to close my eyes.

Maybe he’s upset because you’re too worn out to “not get any sleep” with him.

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She does all her real sleeping at home; hence the upset boyfriend.

Blonde…..“Oh dear…let me cheer you up….you wanna play motor boat??”

On another note, do you think my palms smell like chicken?

She must be a Park Ranger, wearing her badge on her belt…

I think the original did a better job on the blonde’s cleavage.

The blonde must have propositioned her.